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<span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">What is the difference</span> <span class="hps">between</span> <span class="hps">a pebble</span> <span class="hps">on a beach and</span> <span class="hps">a</span> <span class="hps">road</span><span>?</span> <span class="hps">Answer:</span> <span class="hps">The wheel</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">it rolls</span> <span class="hps">over</span><span class="">,</span> <span class="hps">it is</span> <span class="hps">more</span> <span class="hps">polished</span><span class="">.</span></span><br />
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<span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">It is a</span> <span class="hps">Belgian</span> <span class="hps">couple</span> <span class="hps">on the beach</span> <span class="hps">walking around</span><span>.</span> <span class="hps">Comes</span> <span class="hps">a gull</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">of course</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">shit on</span> <span class="hps">the face</span> <span class="hps">of the gentleman</span><span>.</span> <span class="hps">His wife</span> <span class="hps">told him</span><span>:</span> <span class="hps atn">"</span><span>Do not move</span> <span class="hps">baby,</span> <span class="hps">I'll</span> <span class="hps">go to the car</span> <span class="hps">looking for</span> <span class="hps">toilet paper</span><span>!</span><span>"</span> <span class="hps">And her husband</span> <span class="hps">retorted</span><span>:</span> <span class="hps atn">"</span><span>I think</span> <span class="hps">it's</span> <span class="hps">not worth it,</span> <span class="hps">she</span> <span class="hps">is just too far</span><span>!</span></span><br />
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<span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">Two children</span> <span class="hps">of</span> <span class="hps">8 years are</span> <span class="hps">in</span> <span class="hps">conversation</span> <span class="hps">in the room</span><span>.</span> <span class="hps">The boy</span> <span class="hps">asks the</span> <span class="hps">girl</span><span>:</span><br /> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">What will you</span> <span class="hps">ask</span> <span class="hps">for</span> <span class="hps">Christmas</span><span>?</span><br /> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">I will ask</span> <span class="hps">a</span> <span class="hps">Barbie</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">and you?</span><br /> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">I</span> <span class="hps">will ask</span> <span class="hps">a</span> <span class="hps">Tampax</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">the boy</span> <span class="hps">responds</span><span>.</span><br /> <span class="hps">- What is</span> <span class="hps">a</span> <span class="hps">Tampax</span><span>?</span><br /> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">I do not know</span> <span class="hps">...</span> <span class="hps">but</span> <span class="hps">on TV</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">they say you</span> <span class="hps">can</span> <span class="hps">go to the beach</span> <span class="hps">every day</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">go to</span><br /> <span class="hps">biking</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">horseback riding</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">dancing</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">clubbing</span><span>, running,</span> <span class="hps">a lot of</span> <span class="hps">nice things</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">and</span><br /> <span class="hps">Best</span> <span class="hps">...</span> <span class="hps">without</span> <span class="hps">anyone noticing</span><span>!</span></span><br />
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<span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">Mom, Dad</span> <span class="hps">and the little girl</span> <span class="hps">of ten</span> <span class="hps">years</span> <span class="hps">are going</span> <span class="hps">to spend their holiday</span> <span class="hps">in</span> <span class="hps">a nudist camp</span><span>.</span> <span class="hps">The</span> <span class="hps">day of arrival</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">the girl</span> <span class="hps">goes to</span> <span class="hps">the beach</span> <span class="hps">hoping to</span> <span class="hps">make friends</span> <span class="hps">and</span> <span class="hps">girlfriends</span><span>.</span> <span class="hps">When she returned</span> <span class="hps">later</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">she</span> <span class="hps">told her mother</span><span>:</span> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Mummy, mummy</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">there are women</span> <span class="hps">on the beach</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">they have</span> <span class="hps">bigger</span> <span class="hps">tits</span> <span class="hps">than you!</span> <span class="hps">The mother</span> <span class="hps">replied</span><span>:</span> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">That's right</span> <span class="hps">darling</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">but you know</span><span>, the more</span> <span class="hps">the breasts are</span> <span class="hps">large</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">unless</span> <span class="hps">there is</span> <span class="hps">in the head</span> <span class="hps">...</span> <span class="hps">The next day</span> <span class="hps">the little girl</span> <span class="hps">comes home from</span> <span class="hps">his</span> <span class="hps">walk</span> <span class="hps">and said</span> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Mama, mama</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">there</span> <span class="hps">gents</span> <span class="hps">on the beach</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">they have</span> <span class="hps">bigger</span> <span class="hps">kikis</span> <span class="hps">that dad</span><span>!</span> <span class="hps">And the mother</span><span>:</span> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Yes</span> <span class="hps">it's</span> <span class="hps">true</span><span>.</span> <span class="hps">But it's like</span> <span class="hps">for women</span><span>:</span> <span class="hps">More</span> <span class="hps">kiki</span> <span class="hps">is</span> <span class="hps">large</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">unless</span> <span class="hps">there is</span> <span class="hps">in the head</span> <span class="hps">...</span> <span class="hps">The little girl</span> <span class="hps">goes</span> <span class="hps">...</span> <span class="hps">then returns to</span> <span class="hps">being</span> <span class="hps">very excited</span> <span class="hps">to say</span><span>:</span> <span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Mom,</span> <span class="hps">Mom, Dad</span> <span class="hps">is</span> <span class="hps">talking</span> <span class="hps">to</span> <span class="hps">a woman with</span> <span class="hps">really big</span> <span class="hps">tits</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">and</span> <span class="hps">the more he talks</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">and</span> <span class="hps">the less he</span> <span class="hps">has in mind</span> <span class="hps">...</span></span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span> </span></span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span> </span></span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class=""> </span></span>
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I enjoyed this Funny comic Picture lol. That’s a good last wish, huh? I’d definitely say that if I were captured too.<br />
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Q: Why did the turtle laugh so much?<br />
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A: A big hen was tickling him.</div>Robert dawnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06850431196477185909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4072012938308227265.post-61422319039140047402012-01-20T18:37:00.000-08:002016-11-27T18:05:19.596-08:00Funny picture : word "fuck".<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and
colorful words in the English language today is the word
"fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its
sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.<br />
In language, "fuck" falls into many
grammatical categories.
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<li>It can be used as a verb, both transitive
(John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).</li>
<li>It can be an action verb (John really
gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a
fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a
noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).</li>
<li>It can also be used as an adjective (Mary
is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for
my date with Mary). </li>
<li>It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary
is easy, fuck she's also stupid).</li>
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As you can see, there are very few words with
the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside
from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations...<br />
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Greetings "How the fuck
are ya?"<br />
Fraud
"I got fucked by the car dealer."<br />
Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"<br />
Trouble "I
guess I'm fucked now."<br />
Aggression "FUCK YOU!"<br />
Disgust "Fuck
me."<br />
Confusion "What the
fuck.......?"<br />
Difficulty "I don't understand
this fucking business!"<br />
Despair
"Fucked again..."<br />
Pleasure "I fucking
couldn't be happier."<br />
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on
here?"<br />
Lost
"Where the fuck are we."<br />
Disbelief "UNFUCKING
BELIEVABLE!"<br />
Retaliation "Up your fucking
ass!"<br />
Denial
"I didn't fucking do it."<br />
Perplexity "I know fuck all
about it."<br />
Apathy
"Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"<br />
Greetings "How the fuck
are ya?"<br />
Suspicion "Who the fuck
are you?"<br />
Panic
"Let's get the fuck out of here."<br />
Directions "Fuck off."<br />
Disbelief "How the fuck
did you do that?"</blockquote>
It can be used in an anatomical description-
"He's a fucking asshole."<br />
It can be used to tell time- "It's five
fucking thirty."<br />
It can be used in business- "How did I
wind up with this fucking job?"<br />
It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."<br />
It can be political- "Fuck Dan
Quayle!"<br />
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It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...<br />
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"What the fuck was that?"<br />
- Mayor of Hiroshima<br />
"Where the fuck is all this water
coming from?"<br />
- Captain of the Titanic<br />
"That's not a real fucking gun."<br />
- John Lennon<br />
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"<br />
- Richard Nixon<br />
"Heads are going to fucking
roll."<br />
- Anne Boleyn<br />
"Let the fucking woman drive."<br />
- Commander of Space Shuttle<br />
"What fucking map?"<br />
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher<br />
"Any fucking idiot could understand
that."<br />
- Albert Einstein<br />
"It does so fucking look like
her!"<br />
- Picasso<br />
"How the fuck did you work that
out?"<br />
- Pythagoras<br />
"You want what on the fucking
ceiling?"<br />
- Michaelangelo<br />
"Fuck a duck."<br />
- Walt Disney<br />
"Why?- Because its fucking
there!"<br />
- Edmund Hilary<br />
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking
rain?"<br />
- Joan of Arc<br />
"Scattered fucking showers my
ass."<br />
- Noah<br />
"I need this parade like I need a
fucking hole in my head."<br />
- John F. Kennedy</blockquote>
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A man and a couple of
his friends had
just finished a round of golf at the country club and
they were
changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The
man picked
it up and answered it.
"Hi honey," said the woman on the other end.
"Hi honey," replied the man.
"I was just calling to
tell you about this fur coat I found today.
It's beautiful fox fur
and I just love the way it looks on me. It's on
sale too, a real
bargain. It's down to $2000 from $4000. Can I get
it?"
The
man thought about it for a sec and said, "You're sure it's a
good
deal?"
"Oh yes," replied the woman.
"Okay then, I guess
you can get it," replied the man.
The woman continued,"Oh, and
you know how we've been thinking about
getting rid of the Lexus
and getting a new Jaguar? Well, I went to the
dealership today and
the guy gave me a real deal. He said he'd lower
the price from
$50,000 to $35,000 just for me. Can I get it?"
The man
thought a little harder and said,"If you're sure it's a good
deal, then
yes, go ahead and get the Jaguar."
The woman continued again.
"Oh, one last thing, honey. Remember that
house we saw last month
that we really liked, but decided we'd wait and
think about? Well,
it's on the market again, so I checked the price.
It's down to
$450,000 and I checked with the bank and we have enough in
the
checking account so that I can just write a check. Should I get
it?"
The man got a frown on his face and said,"See if you can get them
down
to $420,000. If they'll go down to that, go ahead and get it."
The woman was extremely excited. "Okay honey, thank you so
much! I'll
see you when I get home! Bye!"
"Bye," said the man.
He hung up the phone and looked at the other men
in the locker room
and said, "Does anyone know whose phone this
is?" </div>Robert dawnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06850431196477185909noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4072012938308227265.post-88598171972266261202012-01-20T18:05:00.000-08:002012-01-20T18:05:48.603-08:00Funny picture: Jokes Toilet Roll<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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When it comes to crap jokes or giggling while piddling the Jokes Toilet
Roll is a loo roll of laughs that fits delightfully into our selection
of gifts! It is exactly what it says in the title, a toilet roll with
piles of jokes, ready for your amusement, nose blowing and wipeage. If
you love to pass the time away in the bathroom with a good read or know
someone who does then it's without doubt the toilet roll for both of
you! If you ever need cheering up, you now know where to go. Just
remember to read the jokes before you wipe your tears away!</div>Robert dawnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06850431196477185909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4072012938308227265.post-43908666084126935822012-01-20T16:49:00.000-08:002016-11-27T18:05:45.174-08:00Funny Picture: jokes suck dick<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make their wives scream more from sex. <br />
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They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them scream. <br />
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The next day the meet. The first friend says, "I made love to my wife
for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours." <br />
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The second friend says, "That's nothing, I start licking my wife for two
hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that." <br />
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The third friend says, " That's nothing, I made love to my wife for ten
minutes, I came a couple times I wiped my Dick in the curtain and she
still screaming." </div>
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<b><span class="short_text" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">Horses</span> <span class="hps">fall</span> <span class="hps">successively</span></span></b></div>
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<span class="short_text" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">a</span> <span class="hps">beautiful little girl</span></span></div>
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